Project: Bake a Cake While Slightly Inebriated was a rousing success, as was Project: Last Minute Birthday Preparations. I even managed to find a good card for my dad... at the grocery store. And a gift card for Major League Baseball. \o ( Read more... )

if i were a month, i'd be November (I hear the rain is sweet!)
if i were a day of the week, i'd be FUNDAY Thursday
if i were a time of the day, i'd be the gloaming
if i were a planet, i'd be HOTH
if i were a sea animal, i'd be a sea otter, stuck in kelp as to not DIE
if i were a direction, i'd be vaguely downwards (I sauntered there)if i were a ( Read more... )

I wish I could pay someone in gum to remove all the ornaments from the tree.

I have to go to work in two and a half hours. I won't get out until three in the morning at the earliest. I don't want to do anything! Not even check as to why my phone won't stop vibrating from across the room.

/lazy